If that was your dad, he is hot
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Randomize
