I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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