break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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