After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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