i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
someone owes me an orgasm
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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