oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Randomize
