why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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