I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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