I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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