I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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