Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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