she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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