let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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