theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
there is puke in my bra ... again
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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