FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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