Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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