brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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