We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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