i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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