I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
