We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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