I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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