I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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