She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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