i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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