Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I touched a dick in church today
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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