i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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