Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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