Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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