windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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