I love black thongs
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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