the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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