I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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