From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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