whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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