is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
either way he was missing a nipple.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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