I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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