Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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