We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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