4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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