I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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