Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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