Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
