i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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