$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
