So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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