and next time when you feel me up, do it right
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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