is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
They have beer where we have blood.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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