i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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