So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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